[Title] Grand Theft Granny [Verse 1] Nani's secret, a tale so old, A granny who outwits the bold. With a cunning grin and a sly wink, She's the master of the grand heist, think. She's the one who's got the knack, Leaving the rest in the thief's black. On the rails, she's the queen, Breaking the safe, a dream. Straight to jail, no one can tell, Her legend, it rings the bell. [Chorus] Nani's charm, it's a sight to see, Left the guards, they couldn't be free. What remains, a tale so bold, Of the granny who outplayed the old. Nani's charm, it's a sight to see, Left the guards, they couldn't be free. [Verse 2] Word spread far, of the granny's craft, Even the thieves, they took a draft. The jungle's queen, she danced with grace, And the government, they couldn't trace. Her moves, they were slick and swift, Leaving the crooks in a twist. She's the granny who's got the knack, Outsmarting the law, no track. [Chorus] Nani's charm, it's a sight to see, Left the guards, they couldn't be free. What remains, a tale so bold, Of the granny who outplayed the old. Nani's charm, it's a sight to see, Left the guards, they couldn't be free. [Bridge] Oh, dear granny, so sweet and sly, Give us a coin, let us fly. With a twinkle in her eye, She's the one who can't say no, A mischievous smile, a joyful sigh. [Chorus] Nani's charm, it's a sight to see, Left the guards, they couldn't be free. What remains, a tale so bold, Of the granny who outplayed the old. Nani's charm, it's a sight to see, Left the guards, they couldn't be free. [Outro] As the tale ends, with a hearty laugh, Nani's legend, it never chaps. A story of wit and of craft, Of the granny who played the thief's raft. [End]