[Verse 1] Sunrise peekin', kitchen gleamin' bright, Thought I'd whip up somethin', feelin' alright. Got the pan hot, ready for the sizzle, But my mind wandered, a culinary fizzle. [Chorus] I was cookin', yeah, I had a plan, But I burnt the cookin', ham, damn! Smoke alarm screamin', a smoky haze, Kitchen chaos in a breakfast daze. [Verse 2] Tried to scrape it, salvage what I could, But that smoky flavor, misunderstood. Now the air is thick, a pungent smell, Guess I'm orderin' takeout, oh well! [Chorus] I was cookin', yeah, I had a plan, But I burnt the cookin', ham, damn! Smoke alarm screamin', a smoky haze, Kitchen chaos in a breakfast daze. [Bridge] Maybe cookin' ain't my forte today, Stick to cereal, find a better way. Next time I'll watch it, keep a closer eye, Or just let someone else give it a try. [Chorus] I was cookin', yeah, I had a plan, But I burnt the cookin', ham, damn! Smoke alarm screamin', a smoky haze, Kitchen chaos in a breakfast daze. [Outro] Burnt ham blues, a kitchen crime, Guess I'll clean it up, one step at a time. [End]